I set very high standards for myself, and expect others to follow my example.
When work needs doing, I do the work.
I like to joke around and tell stories.
I see the error in extremes. I try to live by a middle path.
I have never found a problem that a good boot to the head could not cure.
I am more interested in the past than the present; as a result, I am mostly asocial.
I am always on the lookout for something novel and exotic.
I am full of stories from my old life, and am eager to share them.