I like to impress everyone I meet with a simple trick or quick joke.
I keep all of my possessions meticulously clean, and I hate any kind of filth.
I speak with a distinctive drawl or accent common to my class.
I speak in a dull monotone that is more likely to put others to sleep than to entertain them.
I have two ears so I should listen twice what I speak.
It seems like I always try to strike up a conversation at the worst possible moment.
I am constantly plotting revenge, coming up with and discarding ridiculous plots.
I distance myself from everyone, even those I care about.