I like to impress everyone I meet with a simple trick or quick joke.
I am all about fame and fortune. I seek the biggest name I can get.
I hold myself to a strict code of ideals.
I desire to see others thrive and work hard to help them to succeed.
I don't like killing at all.
I have never found a problem that a good boot to the head could not cure.
I present everything I say as a guess or estimate so that I don't look bad if it turns out to be wrong.
I am bright and cheerful with a personality that draws a crowd.