I never take anything seriously and joke way too much.
I am bright and cheerful with a personality that draws a crowd.
I use my power to gain bribes.
I can stare down a hell hound without flinching.
I revere the lives and deaths of even my most cruel and fearsome enemies.
Drinking on the job is never a problem.
I write anything I think is important in code.
Knowledge is the most important thing in the world.