I like to impress everyone I meet with a simple trick or quick joke.
I would bet good coin on anything, even simple activities.
Every situation is an excuse for me to share some tidbit of gambling wisdom.
I try to be unpredictable, so no one will ever know when I'm bluffing.
It's not about the money for me. I give away everything I win.
I'm playing the long con, and every action I take is part of the game.
I tend to make friends out of enemies, and enemies out of friends.
I gambled big and lost. Never again.