I'd rather eat nothing than something bland, stale, burnt, undercooked, or otherwise beneath me.
I am comically competitive.
I am a gluttonous pig.
I whine and complain when uncomfortable.
I have little to no tolerance for frivolity.
I have troubles trusting others with their assigned tasks, especially if I assigned them.
Although I apprenticed under the most famous chef in the land, all my food tastes atrocious. People hear who I studied under and expect the best, but get the worst.
I may be slow to anger but once someone has made me angry it is almost impossible to calm me down. In the heat of the moment I often do things I would normally not do.