When I eat something I critique the dish aloud.
I multi-task very well.
I let others know I expect them to work as hard as I do.
I make noises which indicate my mood when I eat.
When insulted, I hurl even greater insults (or food) back.
I like to take my time and savor each moment.
I try to keep things as clean as possible.
I am always on the lookout for something novel and exotic.